Full Body Inflation

Or, “The Continuing Adventures of Kitty, Baby, and Brianna”

Location: Hazardine Chemical Warehouse
Time: 10:45 a.m.

For newcomer Jim and his trainer Phil, it is another average workday at the Hazardine Chemical warehouse. Anything that is sent from the main chemical plant is to either be stored in the warehouse or shipped out to its buyers, today the two men have finished their morning shipments much earlier than they have ever done. The next workload won't be in until late afternoon so they head off to a section of the warehouse to play some cards and pass the time.

I woke up surrounded by a group of incredibly huge-breasted women.

Now, that's not unusual in itself; that happens to me a lot. But the strange thing was the way they were dressed. They seemed to be wearing multicolored uniforms of a spandex-like material bearing various military insignia. They had strange headsets that looked like com-links, and their long hair flowed freely from beneath these headsets.

One of the women, a tall brunette, spoke into her com-link. "He's up."

I glanced down, wondering what she meant, but then I realized she meant I was awake.

Or, "Something Based on the Strangest Conversation I Ever Had"