Butt Inflation

Ashley eagerly ripped open the package and dumped its contents onto her kitchen table. She had placed her order over a month ago, and having been ripped off before, was beginning to doubt it would ever arrive. She grabbed one of the bottles and gave it a shake. The label read "Female Figure Enhancing Formula: Maximum Potency." Ashley smiled as she read the directions.

Gabby’s Gadget
By Inflate123

“Discrete packaging my ass.”

Staring at the contents of her mailbox, Gabby frowned. She expected a brown box, plain, non-descript -- boring. Instead, she got a brown box with the words PERSONNEL INFLATOR on the outside. Very descriptive, albeit misspelled; this package was adorned with Chinese characters and clearly not printed by a company that was all that fluent in the English language. Still -- good lord, what must the mail carrier think?