Giving serious thought to bursting...

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omni1
Giving serious thought to bursting...

...or allowing someone else to do it to me...

I know, it's absurd, but just like in some of the stories once you start getting close to your limit there's that moment where you just want it or want someone to do it.

I'm a bladder inflater (male). Been once since I was a boy. Can't seem to get past a half gallon though. Been at my limit for years now. Sure, an extra once goes in from time to time, but I'm full up with no more room to grow. On that edge though, it's a wild place. One ounce past the limit...two....mayyybe three...maybe I'll just turn the water up until I orgasm one...more...time...

Phew. It's going to be a full week. I can feel it already.

Sure do wish I could get to a gallon!

Omni1

Always be gentle with your toys, especially when they're people.

hfilled

Guess I'll say what other people are far too polite to say: "Have you lost your mind?"
Practically all the warnings that apply to stomach/instestinal inflation and expansion should probably apply double here. You really don't want to do this to the point of self-injury.

Mentalyinsane
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Ahem... ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT?!?! First of all, you would DIE! Secondly, Do you have ANY FUCKING CLUE how the media could react to this?!?! If you were to inflate to the point of bursting and die, and the media were to catch wind of it, everyone in the whole fucking community could be portrayed as being like YOU!!!! Are you THAT selfish?!

The name's Noitalfin, http://noitalfin.deviantart.com/

omni1

Awesome.

If I thought converting folks into being just like me would be so easy I'd have done it years ago, but since it's just fear and naked insecurity I'm hearing I guess I'll just remain comfortable in my regret that I posted in the first place.

May your pressure guages all be just a little off.
Omni1

Always be gentle with your toys, especially when they're people.

bloatingtillexp...
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I thought I sensed sarcasm in the post, but judging by the strong replies, I take it he was serious.

-Just another weirdo

hfilled

More concerned for you cont'd good health, my friend.

omni1

My thanks for the concern, of course.

Feel free to change the title of this thread to "Giving serious thought to unposting".

I've almost popped several hundred times by now, several hundred +2 if you include that one woman who realized she was completely into it in the middle of a session, and it's much too much fun to end it intentionally.

Thanks for all the well wishes.
Omni1

Always be gentle with your toys, especially when they're people.

doubleintegral
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Before you do, can you write us into your will?

Anonymous

Oh shit, we have an hero in the forum.

InflatorDan

How the hell do you even inflate your bladder O_O thats what i want to know XD

and secondly, Brusting does sound fun...but we're in reality...and we have to follow its rules D:

PopperChick321
Mentalyinsane wrote:
Ahem... ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT?!?! First of all, you would DIE! Secondly, Do you have ANY FUCKING CLUE how the media could react to this?!?! If you were to inflate to the point of bursting and die, and the media were to catch wind of it, everyone in the whole fucking community could be portrayed as being like YOU!!!! Are you THAT selfish?!

im sorry for pointing this out but i just thought it was funny how the guy reacting this way with this to say in this quote is named "Mentalyinsane". lol arent u mentallyinsane? ha shouldnt u be telling him to go along with bursting himself if u urself are calling urself insane. im probably not making sence. i just thought it was funny thats all

bbwhite

Wow, a half gallon? I've done bladder inflation before, but I've never done that much. Of course, I wasn't doing it right and made myself piss blood for a couple of days. Needless to say, I don't do it any more. I don't suggest actually bursting, as tempting as it may be. I know the feeling from doing air and water inflations, but it's a one shot thing. Do it and your fun is over. I prefer to be able to keep looking over the edge from time to time without actually taking that final step. Resist, my friend, and let us know when you get to a full gallon.

Bbwhite wanted to be a balloon,

Filled up like one, and popped like one too.

omni1

It's all about being relaxed really. That and cranberry juice. Down a glass of it before playtime and that'll ward off any infections which might decide to show up.

Two ways to go about this, catheter or straight up pressure hose of some sort. Catheter is easier as it takes the muscle control out of your urethral sphencter. Without it you have to learn to relax that, or else you'll irritate it and will end up with a little blood for a few days. High pressure is also hard on the urethra and that might also lead to some blood, if you don't learn to relax and let it happen. Again, the catheter prevents all that, but it's also a little less fun in my opinion. Pressure hose is anything that might have pressure you can put in it. My choice, and always has been, is the shower hose. The shower massager can he a help if you're just starting off or a hinderance if you're experienced. Again, the key is gentile and relaxed if you want it all to go in.

Thanks for the encouraging words all! I'll always be struggling for one more ounce, but it's all in fantasy really. I'll never make a gallon. My body just can't hold it all. I get to half a gallon and my bladder is stretched all the way up to the bottom of my ribs. Put your hand at the V in your ribs there. Now be that full. That was me yesterday. Can't go a whole lot futher than that. I'm just overly optimistic.

Love all,
Omni1

Always be gentle with your toys, especially when they're people.

InflatorDan

So basicly you put the hose to your tip and let it go O_O?

omni1

That's about it, just one thing...if you're using a pressure system without a relief you'll have to set it low. That muscle love to flex while it's stimulated and if you're using a bit of pressure it'll irritate. You'll feel it afterward.
Best system I've used yet is that old bathtub system, where you pull the lever up to pressureize the shower otherwise you get the tub outlet...if you attach an old rubber tub adapter to the tub outlet and use that hose to fill yourself, when you DO flex then your pressure doesn't go up...the excess pressure tries to go up to the shower, but after you relax again it all goes into you...that way you can flex all you like and you don't irritate your urethra quite so much.

Feel free to drop me any questions. Happy to make the experience better for anyone willing to try. I know I've been doing it for something like twentyfive years and it's still super hot.

Omni1

Always be gentle with your toys, especially when they're people.

omni1

Oh, and if you feel like you need to let the water out, let it out. That's the beauty of bladder inflation. It's very natural, you inflate every day anyway. Need to let it out, let it out and start over again. You can go a little farther each time.

Omni1

Always be gentle with your toys, especially when they're people.

zelda

Omni, if you don't die overnight in the emergency room sue to a burst bladder poisoning your body, you will eventually get many bladder-related complications later on in your life. Not that I care, but figured I'd let you know one way or the other it will lead to an eventual death or late-life complications.

I'm a guy. Stop messaging me thinking I'm a girl. If I was, I doubt I would even talk to you anyway.

omni1

Two thums up for science there. You should have stuck me with the idea that you cared because your lack of reasoning is massive, while what reasoning there was has not a single leg to stand on. At least 'I care' doesn't need any reasoning. :)

Since I'm now the only monkey headed toward eventual death and late-life complication I look forward to setting an example for the others.

On a less joking note, I thought this was a forum about all things inflation...

Always be gentle with your toys, especially when they're people.

omni1

Well I'm done here. This is entirely too much friction for me. Last thing I was looking for, on an inflation forum about my inflation posting, was an internet argument.

Omni1

Always be gentle with your toys, especially when they're people.

zelda

Hey, I just came in to let you know to be careful about issues you might care about later in your life. If you want to be contentious and call names, that's your prerogative.

I'm a guy. Stop messaging me thinking I'm a girl. If I was, I doubt I would even talk to you anyway.