Song Spoof, Inflation Style

I'm not sure if anyone has done this song before, but it's been in my head the past couple days, so I thought I should type it out before I get lazy as usual.

Set to "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones (or The Offspring, whatever you prefer).

Twenty twenty twenty four gallons to go
I wanna be inflated
No where for the water to go
I wanna be inflated

I'm gonna hold more water
Than the city's water main
Hurry hurry hurry
Til my girth is all the same
I feel it in my body
I feel it in my brain
Wanna ro o o o oll

Twenty twenty twenty four gallons to go
I wanna be inflated
No where for the water to go
I wanna be inflated

Just hook me to the spigot
And let the water flow
Hurry hurry hurry
I wanna lose control
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my toes
Gonna blo o o o ow

Ba ba ba ba bam
Ba ba ba ba bam
I wanna be inflated
Ba ba ba ba bam
Ba ba ba ba bam
I'm gonna be inflated
Ba ba ba ba bam
Ba ba ba ba bam
I love to be inflated
Ba ba ba ba bam
Ba ba ba ba bam
I'm wanna be inflateeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

It's not perfect, but it's late, so I'm going to leave it at that.