Blow Job

There's a knock on the door. I wheel over, its Jake. Jake comes in and immediately he wants to know what's up.

I start explaining it to him. "its the craziest thing I've had happen to me in a long time." He stopped me, "Well you've had a lot of crazy things happen. So tell me something new." I frowned at him, "Come on man, are you going to let me tell you about what happened or not?" He shrugged his shoulders, "Ok, so tell me."

I started again, "Well, I was getting online and I met a few women." he stopped me again, "Why do you do this? Can't you go out and find someone?" I pointed to the chair, "Hey look, I don't care what they say, its not exactly easy for me. Between the fact I'm in a chair and because of my disability I'm only about 4 foot tall, its a little tough to meet women, ya know?" He answered, "No, I wouldn't know, but I'll take your word for it. I just think you could do better than women online. That's all. But, go on."

"Well, anyhow, I met this girl, we had been talking for maybe a week. It didn't seem too promising. It sounded as though she was just curious but didn't want to be impolite and just drop me. So we were talking the other night and all of a sudden she started getting kind of interested in my sex life. Come to think of it, now after what's happened, I think I know why, but I'll explain that later.

"Anyhow, she started asking me if I'd ever had sex, what was it like for me. What did I like to do all sorts of things like that. Then last night. We get on again, and she says she wants to come over. That she wants to have sex with me. I wasn't sure what to say, on the one hand, "Yes! Great, come on over.' On the other, its "how do I know its safe with you?' and things like that. So while we're talking about this, she says "Oh by the way, did I tell you I'm 9 months pregnant with twins?' Well, that was the clincher, I always had this thing about pregnant women, so I told her how to get here.

"She shows up today, right when she promised. I had never had a woman come over just for sex, so I wasn't sure what to do next. But she did! She looked around and wanted to know where the bedroom was. We went there, and she wanted me to join her on the bed. So we're kind of making out, and then she has me lay back on the bed. I do, and the next thing I hear is "ZIP', she unzipped my pants and started pulling out my dick. It wasn't easy, my pants were a little tight and I was as hard as a rock. Anyway, she got it out and started fondling me and then started licking it. Before long she goes down on me with her mouth. This was incredible. A blow job no less! Well, I look down, and I noticed she sort of rared back like she was getting ready to push something really hard or something. Then on the tip of my dick I feel a sensation of heat and pressure. Even though it was alittle unusual it felt great, so I lean back and close my eyes. Before too long I notice my shirt is getting tight. I thought perhaps she was trying to undo my shirt or something. I open my eyes and reach for the buttons to help her and my hands hit something soft before I find the buttons.

"The something soft was me! What was making my shirt tight was my stomach. That hot and pressure sensation was her blowing into my dick. While I could still see past my stomach I looked down and I noticed her belly was getting smaller. As it turns out, she wasn't pregnant after all, but inflated! I asked her to stop but she wouldn't. She looked up at me, and shook her head "no". After a couple of minutes of this I had swelled to the point where my shirt was being stretched to its limits, there were gaps inbetween the buttons and my belly sticking out in the gaps.

"Instead of my belly continuing to swell and popping the buttons, my arms and legs started to swell as well. By the time she had deflated I was so inflated that I was stretching all my clothes to their limit. She sat up straight and rubbed her now flat stomach, "Mmmmm, that's better. I kind of liked looking pregnant like that, but its always good to be my slender self.' She felt my belly, "Not bad if I do say so myself. Now where's your air compressor?' I said, "What? You haven't inflated me enough you want to inflate me more?' She said, "Well yes of course. Did you really think I wanted to have sex with you? No, I've always had this balloon fetish and I have been wanting to straddle a balloon and get fucked that way. I tried to blow up one of these kids toys that the kids sit on and bounce around on. Well, that's how I got inflated myself. I made the mistake of blowing it up by mouth. Anyhow, I figured I could blow you up, turn you up so your dick is in just the right place and then, I can ride you. Figured if you got off on it, you wouldn't mind too much. So if you got air tires on that chair of yours, you must have an air compressor, now where is it?'

"I wouldn't tell her, but there wasn't a whole lot I could do, I was so inflated I couldn't move. She started looking around and soon she found it. She plugged it in, turned it on and pressed the valve down onto the tip of my dick. Boy was it cold! I never knew till then just how much pressure that thing generates. It hurt! But she held my dick in one hand and the valve to the compressor in the other and held the valve down onto me as tightly as I could stand. At first I sort of "wilted', if you know what I mean, so she brought it back up by sticking it in her mouth again. Then while she was trying to inflate me she would stroke it, that pretty much kept me up. Betrayed by basic urges!

"So I started to swell again, only much faster this time. In a matter of seconds I started popping buttons on my shirt. In minutes I had swelled to the point where I ripped out of all of my clothes and I was almost completly round. The parts of me that still looked "normal' were my head, hands, feet, and dick of course." He stopped me, "You mean she turned you into a human ballon? Wow that must've been wild." I answered, "Wild is not exactly the word I'd use. Remember I mentioned a little bit ago that I think I know why she all of a sudden became so interested in my sex life?" He answered, "Yeah, what was it?"

"I remember mentioning to her just before that of how that I was only 4 foot tall and I have a beach ball that's as tall as I am. So I figure she must've put the two together and decided to REALLY put the two together if you know what I mean." He shrugged his shoulders, "No, I don't." I said, "Don't you get it, I'm 4 foot tall, the beach ball is 4 foot tall, she wanted to fuck a balloon, so......" His eyebrows went up, "OOOOhhhh I get it! Ok. So go on."

"Well, after I "rounded' out she held it on a little longer, looked me over, sort of sized me up and said, "yeah you're about the right size now' and shuts off the compressor and then starts to gently caress me. I could tell she was starting to get off on having me being inflated like that. She had on slacks and a maternity top and she didn't even bother to take them off, she undid the slacks just enough to reveal her clit and then did like she said, turned me up and slid down on my dick. It was sticking out there like some air valve or something. I have to admit that even though this was a completely awkward situation, I was still enjoying the moment. Perhaps its just suggestive of how little I get laid, I don't know.

"Anyhow, sure enough she started to "ride me'. She was bouncing up and down, and at first I was concerned I was going to break a bone somewhere, but because of all the air in me, I had plenty of padding and it didn't even hurt, in a strange sort of way it felt good. She picked her legs up and was completely resting on my inflated body. My head was pushed into the bed. Just when I thought I was about to sufocate I came. Only not only did I cum like normal, I also had an air ejaculation. Yes, I deflated, very quickly into her. Before she knew what had happened I had completely deflated into her. Fortunately in the process I rolled back down so I was laying on my back

"So there she was. I was still in her, but she was now so swelled she couldn't move. Her belly was huge. She had on that maternity top, but it was being pressed to the limits. her arms and legs were so swelled she couldn't move. I suppose I could have been nicer about it, but I decided to exact my revenge. I started out, by feeling her up. She had two huge tits now. Then I rubbed her huge belly as well. What can I say, I do like pregnant women! Ok, so she wasn't really pregnant. Then I realized her clit was showing, and she was drenching wet. So I started fingering her a while.

"She started into moaning and asked me to do her again. I was about ready to when I remembered I had that disposable helium tank that I bought for your party. Remember, the party that never materialized? Anyhow, I go to the closest and pull it out. When I get back over to the bed with it, she looks at it and exclaims, "You little rat you, you didn't tell me you had a helium tank." I answered, "you didn't ask."

"The tank had a long nozzle, but no hose, so I pulled out this old hose I had and forced it down onto the nozzle of the tank, then I slip the hose into her vagina. She lets out a scream. "Ow, that hurt! What are you doing down there?" I quipped, "why hooking you up so I can turn you into a nice weather balloon." Upon which i promptly opened the valve of the tank. She let out another scream. "Oh gawd, that feels good, open it up some more, go ahead, I can take it." So I oblige her and turn it up. As soon as I do, she starts popping buttons on her top.

"Well, it ends up I unload the whole tank into her. By the time I'm done, she does look like a weather balloon, only one with very large tits, as well as hands, feet, a head, and a clit. I try to move her around by grabbing her foot and that's when I realize she's so light, that she just floated around. So I look her over and figure out how big she is and decide to give it a try. I pull the hose out of her and I lay down on my back on the bed, grab her feet, stand her up right, and slide her down onto my dick again. Her head is only maybe 6 or 8 inches from the ceiling. I grab both her feet and slide her up and down on me. I was half afraid she would deflate back into me. As I kept working her, she started to get off on it, moaning and hollering for me to go faster, harder. I did what I could. Before too long, I came again. As soon as I did, I got out of her, I didn't want her to deflate into me. As it turned out, she didn't deflate at all."

"So what happened to her?" he asked. I said, "Well, I went back to fondling her for a while. Her breasts were so huge and so soft I couldn't resist squeezing them, and sucking on her nipples." Jake asks, "So like did she deflate into you or something while you was sucking on her nipples? Is that it?" I said, "No, she didn't deflate at all, that's just it. In fact, she's still here, in the bedroom. She's too big to fit through the door. Ya wanna see?" He nods his head. We go into the bedroom and there she is still on the bed. she exclaims, "Oh come to see the freak show did you?" Jake waves, "Hi there balloon girl. I wouldn't be so nasty if I were you, we could always blow you up some more if you don't behave yourself." I poke Jake, "Jake man, that's not very nice. I was thinking more like we could both have some fun with her!" So we ended up spending half the night driving her crazy. I sucked her tits while Jake stood up and did her. Then I laid down on the bed and Jake stood her up onto me again, and he sucked on her tits while I did her. It wasn't as if we were really raping her. When we started "playing" with her, she even suggested it. Finally one of us decided that perhaps we had enough fun and that maybe we should figure out a way to deflate her. We first thought of sticking her with a pin, but we were all afraid that she would just pop. I didn't even want to think about the mess that would make. Not to mention how to explain it. Then I struck on it. She deflated when she was blowing into me, what if she blew into something else? We first tried to get her to just pucker up and blow, but for some odd reason that didn't work. Then Jake remembered he had a real weather balloon from some science project he worked on at one time. He went back home and got it.

We took it and unfolded it and laid it out on top of her, and put the valve down to her mouth. Then I told her "This had better work, the only other alternative is to have you "blow' one of us." She nodded her head, Jake put the valve in her mouth and held it there. She tried to rare back like she did to me, and then took a deep breath and blew. Sure enough it was working. The balloon started filling up and she started to deflate. Before too long the balloon was completely inflated and she was completely deflated.

When she had finished, she sat up and felt herself, rubbed her belly. "Oh that feels better. I have to admit to you two. You were great, but I much rather be like this. But, if you like, maybe we could all get together next week or something and try this again? Whatcha' say?" She smiled. Jake and I looked at each other. Shrugged our shoulders, and in unison said, "Sure, why not."

Jake had the forethought to bring some of his clothes with him. My clothes wouldn't fit her, and she didn't have anything to wear now. She put them on, and they looked really baggy on her. The thought seemed to come to all 3 of us to fill her up till they weren't so baggy, but decided that enough was enough.