Hey there a way to inflate yourself?

That is true, but I actually find the sensation quite nice. It's like my body takes over and its just smooth (trying not to get descriptive.)

I had posted on other pages, but I'll copy the majority of what I put on other posts here. I've been practicing anally for around 5 years (on and off) So while I am not a doctor, I did have medical documents from the 1920's where specifically enemas, and high volume enemas were recorded and studied, along with having a lot of experience myself.

(puts on reading glasses)

*ahem*

The best advice or safest way to do it is to go out and purchase an enema kit. With an enema kit you can add things like sea salt to make the water isotonic so that the body doesnt absorb it. Doing it by the shower is fun but it can cause water intoxication if you hold it too long, and its too much pressure for the body to safely take in if you dont know what your doing. I'd say to take a high capacity enema and try to get used to retaining that before venturing into more dangerous territories.

Now, maybe your curious to try inserting a shower hose into your anus to inflate as a sort of improve inflation. I do not reccomend it, and here is why:

the average adult can hold 4 -5.5 litres of water saftely inside their rectum and large intestine. HOWEVER, I must stress that unless you make the water isotonic (adding salt, so that water is not absorbed into the body), reaching those levels will quickly bring you into minor water intoxication due to the rapid absorption of water in the large intestine. While minor water intoxication isn't usually fatal it can progress rather quickly due to the point of it being fatal. Also, while I like shower inflation for the more powerful feel, it also isnt recomended because the average shower hose spits out water at 22 PSI, where as the large intestine can safely take in 1 PSI.

Now,should you choose to go with shower inflation anyways, despite the warnings and possible dangers, you shouldnt expect to get big as it is your first time, and if possible keep the water at body temperature and lower the pressure as much as possible. There's a good chance you will get minor water intoxication from this, no matter how safely you go.

Now, I believe that the absolute best method is to get an enema kit and here is for a number of reasons.

#1: You can add salt to the water, making it isotonic so that no water gets absorbed into the body. This is really good because not only will it prevent water intoxication, but you also wont have to pee nearly as frequently.

#2: your body will have time to adjust and can naturally stretch its intestines slowly to acompany the slow flowing water, making it much more relaxing and better for you. This is also good because the expulsion will be much more relaxing and easier.

#3: unless you have a really long bathtub and shower hose, you can lie down anywhere to take the enema. with a kit, you can go anywhere: The bed, the couch, and in more positions if your curious. 

#4: the pressure will be in the safe limit of 1 PSI for an enema kit, and theres no risk of a boost of pressure from a shower hose. (basically, you shouldnt be able to over-inflate).

#5: The heat wont change with an enema kit as opposed to the shower. You do not want to get proctocolitis (burning of the intestines), as the tissues are much more sensitive.

So while it might be hard to get and/or do, I can not reccomend an enema kit highly enough, and I'm quite confident that if you ask others they will say the same thing about it.

You can also try air inflation with an aquarium pump or a bike kit, but I find that the aquarium pump is a much more relaxing inflation (do note that they will both be very crampy as opposed to water; I find anyways).