Ahoy again!
I'm writing this on behalf of my girlfriend, who hasn't made an account yet, but she wants to know how you all would like to inflate her!
She is about 5' 5", has long brown hair, slender waist, C-cup breasts, and a round perky butt. She likes full-body inflation, loves breast inflation, but is good for anything else. All she and I ask is be nice and don't pop my balloon girl! I love her dearly!
-Captain Trips
Thanks a lot for the brilliant saga you create, Captain! Best regards to Silas and Lillith next time you imagine them. ^_^
Please don't ask me to come in and inflate your wife for you - this is a sacred, private experience, for you two alone, and so it should be.
But I can act as an entrepreneur, providing you with means to live your fantasy.
The most classic way to enjoy inflation for two is... no, not bubbler, and not those toy guns, that is for children... Inflatality! That's a living classic, loved by many families. Just remember to put a protective layer on your lips before applying Inflatality lipstick. Otherwise you will lead in inflation just as you lead in the family. A beautiful, steady, quiet inflation to full capacity - in a decent way, suitable not only for private enjoyment, but even for high class parties. Your loved one will reach her capacity, enjoy it for a few moments, and then will start her slow journey back, to her original gorgeous self. If she wants to repeat her experience while she deflates, or if she wants to stay full a bit longer - just keep kissing her! Inflatality is a trigger, it tricks the body into believing it's in danger and must inflate. So it stops working when full and is totally safe, even if you eat it.
Excuse me? Inflatewear? Ah yes, the French know a lot about beauty. It's not only clothes! Their liquid Flash Boost penetrates skin instantly, doesn't taint clothes, doesn't bring a sense of heaviness and models shape. Unfortunately it's an adder, so you have to track the dosage when you run for each other in your living room with a sprinkler, pour it on each other in the garden with a garden hose, or just fill a watergun of your child with it.
Something to shoot? Continuing French theme, Inflatewear sells Volume Bloom, it comes in small pellets for a pneumatic gun and in gel balls for throwing. It is a patented composition with moringa and tamanu oil for luxorious shine and crystal-clear transparency. Eh, it's not too tasty but it's edible as well - so it's not a problem if your loved one will wash herself with this rosy sparkling gel in the shower for bathroom inflation, and accidentally sips a bit with the water.
Please keep in mind that Volume Bloom is an adder, it adds equal amounts with each new portion even when she is full so you really should mind the dosage. If she will get too full, apply a bit of a soothing Extra-full cream with a patented Megahold molecula. Of course, it's healthier to massage her with a milk before inflation, Infl8wear produces a whole range of those.
Home produce? Where are you from? USA? Ah, a home of Swell Inc! I should have known. "Realise your full potential!" haha well then you surely know Wonder Filler, also a bottled liquid. It's certified for airbearing by Federal burstcare, and doesn't contain volume adders. Same uses as Volume Bloom yet completely safe!
What? Foods? Have you heard of a substitute of coffee beans in chocolate? Yes, now it's called Chocolate-24. Producer? InfIn, it's in Russia. Swell's "Rose" is not for civilians, and Chocolate-24 is sold freely. Something with dosage may be.
Drinks? Plenty, that depends which market you prefer. Say, Poptail has two versions - trigger-based for homeland and adder-based for Asian-Pacific. Roughly the same effect in the end, but local poptail is very slow to start working. I'm sure it won't be a problem for a lovely evening! Just look into each others eyes, and slowly take a sip. And another one, and keep repeating while enjoying each other's company. You can even play a card game for poptail!
Rayguns? Isn't it for kids? Well, anyway, Swell has Dominator - it's a bit toyish, plastic and bright. It's may be too weak for adult bodymass, but if you have patience - it will do nicely. I'm afraid anything more powerful is not for public. Yes, I think I know what you talk about. Swell calls it "Lavender". No, and please don't ask. It's a dual purpose item, you can't just buy it!
Gases? Oh you mean that baloon? You pop the baloon, and then everybody in the room inflates? Spooky thing! Oh you had it for Halloween? They screamed? Loudly? Haha! "Pumpkins". Brilliant! Actually, it's produced in Canada, by Kim's Cross, and it's a trigger with a kinky composition of teasers. Well if you enjoyed that - then may be soap bubbles with that gas are also for you? That's... romantic... Soap bubbles to inflate your loved one, hm...
But enough of chemicals, why don't you use a pump, or an airtank? That's everyday and you want a special occasion? Well you can always add some colors, blow soap bubbles inside, and do some... unorthodox things, like pouring a liquid or throwing pills into a pump. Said Kim's Cross has a pump "Alberta" that can do that - mind you, it's a collectable, it goes with Kim's handwritten signature and bears embossing of Redwood's view from the lake. Oh, you also started with Inflatron. Year, old but steady. Swell now sells Inflatrix for roughly the same price. Mind you, it has separate control of up to five hoses, with a separate blowoff in each - integrated in the pump! And with 12 months free subscription to Keep Together internet network, run by BodyInflation dot org. Just keep posting to your Facebook when you're full, your pump will zoom on you and can even make a movie. Of cheaper ones there's Inflation pod, Inflation station and Inflation pump - yes, they really called a pump: "I-pump" and Apple still doesn't mind. Year, I know, I'm crazy about pumps. What can I say - pumping is classy.
So, interested in anything? Well, sure, just visit your local supermarket - and have a great time with your loved one!
No, I'm sure, it's for you two. God bless you, sweethearts. Enjoy your day! Bye!