I just couldn’t believe it. Finally I was going to live my lifelong dream of becoming a blueberry. I had always had a fascination with that scene in the movie, so the idea of becoming a big, round, juicy fruit was so addicting.
It was a shady company, but I trusted them. They led me into a big, padded room with a slick floor. There were mirrors everywhere so I could look at myself as I transformed. They assigned me a handler, Megan. She was pretty with long blonde curly hair and chunky legs.