Female Inflation

Zephyr has vanished. Without her heroic presence, Turgidia fell into a period of despair. The Inflatrix's attacks went unchecked and unhindered: not even the police force dared to raise a hand against the city's cruel mistress. This complacency served only to embolden the villainess; the daylight hours were no longer sanctuary for the female inhabitants. Truth be told, there were no safe havens remaining within city limits. As a group of unsuspecting young women are about to find out, the Inflatrix can strike anywhere and at anytime...

"This sunset is beautiful."

"It's so romantic, isn't it?"

"Yeah…I love you Jessica."

"I love you too, Steve"

Jessica rested her head on Steve's shoulder. The young couple had planned this date for weeks and now they were finally there. They had rented a boat for the evening and headed out to sea. With the Seattle skyline sitting behind them they stopped the boat to watch the sunset in front of them. A radio lay beside them, romantic music flowing over the water.

Two quick squirts of Axe Phoenix. Sixteen minutes of laboriously brushing teeth. An eighty dollar dress jacket. Sixty dollar slacks, a twenty dollar purple tie and a forty dollar, yellow Van Heusen shirt. Shiny black dress shoes. Nearly thirty minutes arranging said tie to just the right length and position. Finally, after so much time, effort and money, I was ready.

Ready for my first dance with my new girlfriend.