Male Inflation

Flat Stanley gets inflated

Not an exact copy of Tomi Ungerer's sketchy illustrations for the first classic printing of "Flat Stanely", but close. Ungerer has the hose for the bicycle pump twice as long as what I drew--which is damned long for such a thing. First published in 1964, Flat Stanley has undergone a revival with revised art which I absolutely reject in favor of the old style. As the story goes, Stanley Lambchop is a normal boy who is flattened overnight when a heavy bulletin board falls on him.

Flat Stanley gets inflated
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Average: 1.8 (6 votes)

Big Squeeze, The

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(or, "Pressure's On")

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Average: 4.1 (16 votes)

Biggest Liar, The

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(or, “Lies, Damn Lies, and Balloons”)

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Average: 3.9 (17 votes)

Laboratory, The - Part 1.

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My heart was racing. They were close. I could hear their footsteps echo off the buildings as they crept through the alley. The silence of the night was broken by a voice…

“C’mon out! We won’t hurt you! We promise!” Fox called out.

Her voice was sweet… Luring like the song of a Siren. It angered me.

I wouldn’t go back. I didn’t want to go back. I was not their pet. All those years of being just another statistic; a test subject for their little “games” as they like to call it. And yet I enjoyed it… I enjoyed the thrill of the chase and they knew it..

“Baby, please come out! We just want to make sure you’re safe!”

From where I was positioned, I could see all four of them. Angel and Rylee were in the alley to the right of me, while Fox and Jess came down the alley directly in front of me. They met in a vacant lot in the center of the four buildings. All the exits were blocked, and with no way to get up to the roof, I had only three options. I could reveal myself and surrender, I could remain hidden behind the ductwork and let them find me, or I could make a run for it. The odds of me making it past were slim to none, but it was better than the other two choices.

*CLANG*

A pipe must have fallen. I didn’t stop to analyze. All I knew was that it distracted the team long enough for me to slip past.

I took off down the alley, but the sound of me running alerted the group and they took off after me. We made our way through alleys and across streets. I was fast runner, but they were keeping pace. As I ran past several stores, I saw a group of bins ahead. I took the opportunity and toppled them as I ran past. It wasn’t the best solution, but it bought me enough time to duck into another alley and find cover behind a dumpster.

I heard them run past. I was out of breath and felt a bit high from all the excitement, but I managed to elude them. When I had allowed enough time to pass, I removed myself from my hiding spot and walked out to the curb. I looked toward the direction they were heading and felt the cool evening breeze flow over me, sending shivers down my spine.

Suddenly, I felt a pinch in my neck and I turned around to meet Rylee’s gaze through piercing emerald green eyes. Her bobbed auburn hair moved slightly in the wind.

“Thought you could escape us… huh?”

My vision started to get blurry. That’s when I noticed the syringe in her hand.

“Y… you.. bit-“

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Average: 2.3 (6 votes)

King Koo Koo

King Koo Koo. His capacity to inflate and grow is directly proportionate to the mean-spirited gags suffered by others. Maybe the weirdest example of body inflation ever animated. His expansion is random and temporary because of his bi-polar nature: Sadistic delight or grouchy self-pity.

King Koo Koo
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Average: 2 (5 votes)

Hurricane Harry

6os TV show villain Hurricane Harry. Capable of blowing buildings down with his hurricane breath. Pen and ink.

Hurricane Harry
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Average: 2 (4 votes)

Blimp Bluto

Popeye gets revenge on Bluto for faking a nervous breakdown and lounging in a hospital. The best part is, I didn't have to make this up. MS PAINT over pen and pencil.

Blimp Bluto
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Average: 2.3 (6 votes)

Moe Howard__Test Pilot

Before there was Violet Beauregarde, there was Moe Howard--maybe the first live actor in film to depict turning into a balloon. "Dizzy Pilots" has Moe and the other numbskulls trying to build an airplane. Their inconsiderate antics soon get Moe into a tub of quick-sealing rubber. Of course he thinks inflating his stiffening clothes with Hydrogen gas will solve everything. Before he can be sliced out of the rubber, he takes off through an open skylight and doesn't get far before being shot down. (Hydrogen doesn't react well to hot lead).

Moe Howard__Test Pilot
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Average: 2.4 (7 votes)

Fitter or Fatter?

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"Hey there, stranger." Natasha said, as I walked in. "How goes the fitness regime?"

"Boring as hell." I replied. "If she's not making me eat rabbit food, she's dragging me out of bed at 5am to go for a run."

"Why are you with her again?"

I didn't answer.

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Average: 3.3 (9 votes)

Flat Tyre

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"Why? Why, why why..." I thought as my car rumbled to a stop in a lay-by. Here I was on my way to a particularly interesting party, when I get a flat tyre. I got out of the car and looked at the tyres. It was nearly sunset, the sun was a brilliant orange colour. 
 
"Oh for f..." I mumbled to myself as I looked at the drivers side back tyre. It was quite obviously flat. Looked around the tyre and there was nothing obviously wrong. I pulled open the boot of the car and started taking out all the junk looking for the spare, a horrible space saver tyre.
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Average: 3.5 (8 votes)
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