“Superior Lace Underwire, this is Suzie.”
“Hello, I’m trying to procure some unmentionables for my wife, but I’m not even sure if it’s feasible given her unusual requirements. I’m wondering if you could help.”
“Custom lingerie is our specialty.”
“Excellent. By the way, I’ve always thought the name was devilishly clever.”
“To be honest, I never cared for it. Over the top if you ask me.”
“Shouldn’t that be under?”
“You’re pretty clever yourself.”
“I can’t help it, it runs in the family.”
