"Oh my goodness, at least they could choose a blimp with more modesty, with some panties on perhaps..."
An old woman, guest of the wedding, whispered to her acquaintances within the crowd, as a huge spherical blimp with protruding domes, packed in a garment that resembled Ashley's wedding dress, was slowly rising above the guests at the entrance of the old country barn that the wedding festivities were taking place...