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Talent Show MisHaps

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I nervously held my hat by the brim, sliding it along my hands as they grew sweaty. I was up next for the company talent show, and I wasn't feeling confident at all. My best friend said I was going to do just fine if I took a breath and relaxed, but I couldn't see how I could do that. The balloon juggler before me finished his act to the booing from the crowd. He stormed off the stage, mumbling something about people not respecting the art.

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Average: 3.9 (9 votes)

Golden Balloons

The Golden Balloons claim another "victim".

Golden Balloons
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Average: 4.1 (7 votes)

Bust or Burst

Darryl could hear a muffled sssss…mmmmm….bzzzzz as he approached the bedroom door. He knew Olivia was home alone. She wasn’t in the rest of the house, so she had to be in the bedroom. The ssss…mmmMMMmmm…bzzzz continued. His curiosity piqued, Darryl turned the knob and opened the door. The light was dim, but he could make out his wife’s outline on the bed. There was a helium tank next to the nightstand, Olivia was using her right hand to probe her nethers with her favourite vibrator while clutching a large pair of rounded pillows to her chest with her left.

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Average: 3.5 (11 votes)

Light Shower 5/5

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Light Shower 5/5
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Average: 4.2 (13 votes)

Light Shower 4/5

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Light Shower 4/5
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Average: 4.3 (9 votes)

Light Shower 3/5

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Light Shower 3/5
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Average: 4 (10 votes)

Light Shower 2/5

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Average: 4.3 (10 votes)

Light Shower 1/5

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Average: 4.1 (10 votes)

BITV

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“Percy, put that camera away,” Holly snapped. “We’re still setting up.”

“I know. This is the producer’s idea. He wants some behind-the-scenes footage of BITV for a ‘making of’ episode.”

“Fine, but can you at least wait until I have my face on?”

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Average: 4.7 (18 votes)

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Joshua couldn't sleep. It was hot, the windows were open, even the one with no screen and he lay on top of his sheets and comforter. His eyes stared unblinkingly at the jungle of vines that hung down from the red foliage above. At least that's what it looked like from the dim glow from the streetlamp outside the window, but he knew what it really was, a curtain of coiled ribbons streaming down from the tied knots of large 18" red balloons that pressed against the ceiling. His thoughts shimmered back to this afternoon when the new lady from next door appeared at his doorstep.

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Average: 4.4 (14 votes)
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