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(Author’s note: Bob and Mary experimented with a substance called felium or female helium a few months ago.  Its floatation properties are twice that of helium, but half the density.  Not a lot is required to achieve human lift.  They also discovered that after a month of taking felium pills, their bodies had adsorbed the felium and could produce it at will.

As she typed away in her MSN group chat, Jen smiled and smurked as she fooled around with the feelings of the guys she met online. Each one she would play and garnish their attention in order to make herself feel better. One by one she would get them interested in her like a spider's web, then after they began making moves and become hooked, she would block them quicker than air fills a tire. Tonight however, her attention needs would guide her to her fate.

Bowser was feeling great today, he had captured the princess Peach like always but this time he had thrice the gloating because he had also captured Daisy and Rosalina.

He brought them to a room with three holes.

"Okay, put the cages there." ordered Bowser to a Sledge Bro carrying the caged princesses.

He did as his master ordered and placed the cages on the holes.

"You won't get away with this, Bowser!" yelled Peach "Mario will save us!"

"Yeah! You know that it's gonna fail, so let us go!" continued Daisy.

There was trouble on the outskirts of town. My patrol of the inner city had focused my attentions on only one area, and now innocent folk were in peril. Quickly, my trusty sidekick BubbleBoy and I squeezed into the BalloonMobile and rolled to the rescue. I had a hard time steering the vehicle because BubbleBoy had become so inflated during our last crime-stopping spree.