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Champion, The

Submitted by System on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 13:09
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"Whoo..." The team collapsed on the bleachers and awaited the verbal beating from Coach Jim. It was a hot day to be all decked out in softball gear and the team had just worked their butts off trying to take down Poplarville, the toughest team in the division. The coach removed his cap and began calmly. "You girls... I must say, you girls are..." and then he let them have it... "The WORST softball team I have ever seen in my life!" The next five minutes went on like usual, with lessons on running and pitching and catching and swinging. It was too hot to even pay attention anymore.

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Average: 3.9 (16 votes)

Steamrolled_then_Inflated

Submitted by System on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 18:17
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Average: 4.2 (31 votes)

crystalbloated

Submitted by System on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 15:10
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Average: 4.4 (19 votes)

SailorSaturnBalloon

Submitted by System on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 16:16
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Average: 2.9 (7 votes)

animeexpansion

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 16:16
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Average: 3.2 (6 votes)

Bloatyroyalty

Submitted by System on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 03:35
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Average: 3 (7 votes)

14900793

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 15:34
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Average: 4.5 (22 votes)

Poor Choice of Words, A

Submitted by System on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 23:27
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“Superior Lace Underwire, this is Suzie.”

“Hello, I’m trying to procure some unmentionables for my wife, but I’m not even sure if it’s feasible given her unusual requirements. I’m wondering if you could help.”

“Custom lingerie is our specialty.”

“Excellent. By the way, I’ve always thought the name was devilishly clever.”

“To be honest, I never cared for it. Over the top if you ask me.”

“Shouldn’t that be under?”

“You’re pretty clever yourself.”

“I can’t help it, it runs in the family.”

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Average: 4 (14 votes)

According to Plan

Submitted by System on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 23:22
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“Things don’t always go according to plan.” a sultry female voice cooed from behind Investigator Lynn. This voice was accompanied by the click of a pistol loading.

The blonde woman’s hands shot into the air as she turned to face her assailant. She had to fight to keep herself from laughing. Sitting there on the desk, holding the pistol, was perhaps the broadest, most pregnant looking woman she had ever encountered. She looked as though she were ready to pop with triplets any time soon.

Though, knowing who she was facing she might have just been ready to pop.

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Average: 3.9 (14 votes)

Alternative to Smoking, An

Submitted by System on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 23:17
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Having been a smoker since the age of sixteen, Marti made many attempts to break the habit. She first went cold turkey at nineteen when she couldn’t afford to buy cigarettes, but found herself bumming smokes at every opportunity.

At twenty-two, her boyfriend introduced her to nicotine gum. It tasted unsavory and did little for her cravings, so she dumped both the gum and the boyfriend.

At the age of twenty-five, she tried the patch. After making herself sick from applying too many at once, she found smoking to be safer after all.

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Average: 3.4 (7 votes)
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