I woke up surrounded by a group of incredibly huge-breasted women.
Now, that's not unusual in itself; that happens to me a lot. But the strange thing was the way they were dressed. They seemed to be wearing multicolored uniforms of a spandex-like material bearing various military insignia. They had strange headsets that looked like com-links, and their long hair flowed freely from beneath these headsets.
One of the women, a tall brunette, spoke into her com-link. "He's up."
I glanced down, wondering what she meant, but then I realized she meant I was awake.