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sailormercury

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Average: 4.2 (21 votes)

That Thing You Do

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“Sooooo,” Terrance said suggestively, looking across the table at his wife. “What would you like to do tonight?”

Sophie, taking his meaning, had a sparkle in her eye as she formulated a response. “Well, I am a little tired tonight,” she said with a coy smile. “But you know I always sleep better afterward.”

He huffed, smiling back. “But that doesn’t exactly answer my question,” he said, hinting for her to elaborate. “How do you want to do it?”

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Average: 3.8 (10 votes)

[VIDEO] - Celebrity Deathmatch, Dolly Parton vs Jennifer Lopez

Celebrity Deathmatch, Season 2 Episode 1

Jennifer Lopez causes Dolly Parton's cybernetic breasts to malfunction. They overinflate, lifting Dolly off the ground. Jennifer uses her cybernetic butt to launch Dolly into space, where she explodes. Clip ends right before the rather bloody explosion.

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[VIDEO] - Celebrity Deathmatch, Dolly Parton vs Jennifer Lopez
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Average: 3.7 (9 votes)

Spell, The

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Nathan was miserable. He was living alone, in a one bedroom apartment, unable to sleep, unable to think, unable to just  do something. He had a job he hated, he could never keep a relationship for very long, and to top it off, he was slowly slipping into a depression. If things didn't turn around... he didn't know what would happen.
 
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Average: 3 (8 votes)

Lucy_HotAirBAlloon

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Average: 3.5 (6 votes)

Peach and Rosalina

Peach and Rosalina
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Average: 4.2 (20 votes)

RubyBalloon

RubyBalloon
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Average: 3.9 (14 votes)

College is a Swell Time

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Emily was bored shitless it was chemistry and she really didn’t care for it, now some would ask then why did she take it? Cause of Eric Jones who was by the sexiest of lecturers not that there was stiff competition of course. He was the youngest of lecturers and was known to date students of the college which meant high grades for that student. Which since Emily didn’t have a clue she saw that dating him as her only way to get through the year. However her never seemed to pay attention to Emily and only focused on the “front row hotties”.

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Average: 4 (13 votes)

Lois Griffin gets hosed

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A sketch of Lois Griffin being inflated by an air tank, because this website SURELY needs more Family Guy women. I guess?

Lois Griffin gets hosed
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Average: 3.4 (5 votes)

Alexa P Vs. Emily B

The Story of Alexa P and Emily B

 

This is the story of Alexa P,

and how she was burst 'cuz of Emily B.

The two were very best friends, and did high school until the end.

Little did they know, tho', that their hatred for each other would grow-grow.

 

In high school, Emily spat spitballs;

In summer, Alexa went to the malls;

In classroom, A would conquer B;

she made her jealous, for those to see;

 

She always got her answer right;

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Average: 3.4 (5 votes)
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