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I was attending college out of state. Away from home for the first time, just a little bird stretching her wings. Of course the down side to that was that I was away from my family and friends. I was alone in a strange place, without any familiar faces. So I was glad when I was befriended by Leslie and Cindy. We just seemed to click. Before too long we were thick as thieves, always together whenever our schedules allowed. One day they told me they had a shared interest in ballooning, and asked me if I would like to go with them on a balloon ride.

or, "The Inflatable Duo's Last Case"

I don’t know what the rest of the world has, but in America, we have seen this television commercial for years that proffers a medical alert product that has been marketed to the elderly population. It is a device about the size of a pack of gum, which hangs from the person’s neck, which the user can push the button on it to alert an alarm company to summon a medical response if the person were to ever have something happen to them.

NOTE: This story came from me and my wife’s experiences and experimentations with her wearing a tankini in a hot tub, and how she makes herself inflate in it. Read my posts detailing our fun in the forums under “Swimsuit inflation in all the right places.”

“I know that you get a kick out of it,” she said with a mischievous grin. “I don’t wear my other swimsuit sometimes, because I know that it happens only when I were this one, and what that does to you.”