Female Inflation

Annette looked around the house. Empty. She smirked. Ever since she was caught belly dancing, she made sure she could do it in total privacy. She returned to her room, and wore her dance clothes. Poofy, nearly see through pants and a top. She kissed at the girl in the mirror who smiled at her. "I can't make fun of them for being geeks, but when I have a hobby, it's 'Laugh At Annette Day'. Real fair..." she ranted to nobody in particular.

Alli leaned against a tree trunk growing along the bank as she began to examine her find. It was a small, iridescent blue frog that she had just netted in the stream. The patterning on its skin was different from any other species known to inhabit this part of the rainforest. She grinned. Definitely a new species.

“Good morning. I’m Virginia Dawson, and this is a FlashNews-33 bulletin. FlashNews-33 has learned that a major breakdown of the Martian blockade has occurred. Hundreds are feared dead in the massive surprise attack led by several militant groups of Martian colonists. NASA administrators and spokesmen for the Earth Alliance say that there is no risk to the planet Earth at this time and reinforcements will be dispatched to the blockade location immediately.