Female Inflation

She walked up the stairs into the lodge after a long day in the snow. She was tired but felt great after being in the sun and snow. Her snowsuit was new and fit her nicely. "Is this seat taken?" she asked pointing to a bar stool. A man turned around, smiled and told her no. She recognized him from earlier in the day. She noticed that he worked at the lodge. "You work here, don't you?" she asked. "Yes, sort of." He replied. "Actually, I own the resort." "You own the resort? Wow. I love coming to this place. I've been coming to Fantasy Mountain for years."

My girlfriend Jacqueline and I were cleaning up at home together and Jackie was fooling around as usual while dusting in the bathroom. “Watch your eyes, look at all that dust coming down from up there!” I pointed to the top of the medicine cabinet, where she was dusting. “Oh, I’m so scared… that dust might really get me… argh!” We both laughed as she pretended to be attacked by the dust, but of course with her next movement, she brought a big load of dust down that enveloped her shortly in a cloud of dirt.

Stephanie gets into a car wreck, but is saved by an unconventional safety device.

Lane slammed the door shut behind her, locking it and biting her lip with excitement. She had finally convinced her friend Carrie to let her in the backroom of the party supply store where Carrie worked.

“You know I could get my ass fired for this,” Carrie warned her.

“I’m not gonna tell anyone. Besides, it’ll be worth it, trust me,” Lane replied, rushing to the other side of the room.