"So, you're into getting big?"
I stopped in midstep on the beach, not expecting anyone to sneak up on me and ask questions. Turning, I saw a redhead in a bikini top and jean shorts standing behind me with a sly look. "Sorry?"
She made a sweeping gesture, indicating the green, black and grey bodysuit that covered everything but my hands, feet and head. "Your outfit. Either that or you're a surfer, and I don't see a board."