(or, “Two Worlds on a String”)
or, “A Twist of Inflationary Fate!”
or, "Fun with Transmogrification"
or, I Married a Balloon
or, Who Wants to Get Popped Off the Island?
or, "The Battle of the Beautiful Balloons"
or, "With Just One Breath, Do I Inflate!"
or, "2002: An Inflation Oddity"
or, “A Lesson in Ass-trology”
or, "My Wet Dream"