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Charming Balloons

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 18:09
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Shontay disgustedly turned off the television. As a witch in the Nth Dimension, she watched Charmed on the WB network only so that she could shake her head at the grossly ignorant portrayal of witches. Real witchcraft was nothing like that. Oh, sure, she could write a letter to the WB, but somehow that wasn't gratifying enough. With a smirk, she vanished from her throne, traveling from the Nth Dimension and into Earth's dimension, one that real witches knew as "The Bob Dimension." (Not all dimensions had mysterious sounding names.

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Average: 2.6 (7 votes)

That's the Power of Thongs

Submitted by System on Sun, 04/03/2011 - 22:20
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Padeesha’s dark tan skin reflected her Pakistani heritage, and her flawless, athletic body was an obvious gift from the goddess Venus. As she stood on the beach, her eyes gazing across the beach, she knew that her thong bikini had a hypnotic effect on every man there, entrancing any man with a working sex organ to do her bidding.

“Excuse me, miss,” said a nearby voice. “I want to leave my girlfriend for you.”

“Get lost, loser,” Padeesha told him.

Dejected, Brad Pitt slunk back to his comparatively plain-looking girlfriend.

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Average: 3.1 (9 votes)

Balloon to Remember, A

Submitted by System on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 02:07
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Or, 10 Things I Inflate About You.

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Average: 3.2 (6 votes)

Popperchicks

Submitted by System on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 14:14
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Aka, “Pop Pop Bang Bang”

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Average: 4 (14 votes)

Until the Last Breath

Submitted by System on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 04:52
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(or, “Two Worlds on a String”)

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Average: 3.5 (13 votes)

Inflation Expression

Submitted by System on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 02:39
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or, “A Twist of Inflationary Fate!”

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Average: 3.9 (19 votes)

Size Matters

Submitted by System on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 14:58
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or, "Fun with Transmogrification"

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Average: 3.3 (11 votes)

Lucha de las Globas Hermosas, La

Submitted by System on Sun, 05/25/2008 - 20:04
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or, "The Battle of the Beautiful Balloons"

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Average: 3.9 (17 votes)

Unbelievable Growing Woman, The

Submitted by System on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 19:39
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or, "With Just One Breath, Do I Inflate!"

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Average: 2.8 (8 votes)

Big Bang, The

Submitted by System on Wed, 01/02/2008 - 02:50
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or, "2002: An Inflation Oddity"

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Average: 2.7 (6 votes)
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