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The dream of being lighter than air was not an easy one to accomplish. True, everyone knew of dirigibles and hot-air balloons and other things of the sort, but it just was nothing compared to an individual’s joy of taking flight and soaring among the birds. If only humanity could become lighter than air, they’d achieve this dream easily. Yet no one had much of a choice; it would have taken someone far more helium or even hydrogen than they could readily gather to take flight, and ever since Hindenburg people knew of the dangers of the latter gas.

Ana was so excited. She had just bought a new board game, Pump it. She didn't know anything about it, but it was a board game. She loved those so much, so she had to play it. 

2 HOURS LATER...

Ana was sitting at her living room table with her friends. The game was on the table, ready to go. "My turn!" She said. She rolled her dice. "No, wait!" Jenny said, " You haven't put the hose in your ass!" 

Ana thought about it, then pulled her cut pink and whit panties backwards a bit and put the hose in her ass.

"Ok, Now it's my turn" 

"Rebecca!" Karen waved as she walked down the beach. "Wow, I didn't expect you to be here."

Rebecca turned, smiling as she saw her friend. "Karen, hi!  Nice swimsuit."

"Thanks, you too."

"Oh, this old thing?" She plucked at it. "I only wear this when I feel like a balloon."

"I... can't say that's ever happened to me."

"Oh, well I could show you, then." She waved her away. "Just be sure to stand clear, okay?" With that, she cracked her knuckles, took a deep breath, put her thumb in her mouth and blew.

The drow crawled through the narrow stone tunnel, her path illuminated by the glowing pale blue squares inset in the walls.  Though the ruins were abandoned and long since picked clean by explorers, they still held secrets for those willing to search for them.