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Jeff rolled his eyes at the kids across the store, their giggling and scheming giving them away completely.

The convence store had recently remodeled their soda machine, to prevent theft. Rather than filling your cup and then taking it to the register to pay for it, you now had to insert money directly into the machine before it would allow you to pour a specified amount of soda into whatever container you chose. 

These kids, however, seemed to have purchased a contraption of sorts, to pull the fizzy beverages from the machine regardless of if money was paid. 

Ana was so excited. She had just bought a new board game, Pump it. She didn't know anything about it, but it was a board game. She loved those so much, so she had to play it. 

2 HOURS LATER...

Ana was sitting at her living room table with her friends. The game was on the table, ready to go. "My turn!" She said. She rolled her dice. "No, wait!" Jenny said, " You haven't put the hose in your ass!" 

Ana thought about it, then pulled her cut pink and whit panties backwards a bit and put the hose in her ass.

"Ok, Now it's my turn" 

Stacy tip-toed nervously onto the beach in her bikini. It wasn’t the fact that the beach was for lesbians that made her nervous, nor was it the fact that she was blushing from the sight of all the gorgeous women all around her. Stacy was nervous because she had just perfected a new type of drink which she called “the Boob Buster.” She hadn’t had a chance to test it out in public before, and the thought of what was going to happen turned her on. She uncorked the bottle and took a swig. It tasted like strawberries.

She was a woman who was used to getting what she wanted. She was rich, and she knew money could get you, eventually albeit, whatever you desired. Unfortunately, what she desired most had been unattainable, that is until now. Her husband, a talented plastic surgeon (actually an artiste -- he was an amazing sculptor of the human body) who had long catered to the extreme end of plastic surgery (Models, and strippers and the what-not who wanted only the very largest in implants, and similar type body-work) had come up with an ingenuous solution to the hazards of the silicon implant.