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Tethered

Submitted by LutherVKane on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 23:19
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This was impossible. For brunette average punk rock girl Lily today was impossible… or rather what had happened to her was impossible. She’d been out most of the day and then come home to a not entirely unusual sight on its own. An uninflated balloon sitting on her table top in her bedroom by her laptop. What was unusual was the presence of a small note beside it on pink card… Do not pop.

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Average: 2.6 (5 votes)

Curious Case of Wendy’s Pregnancy, The

Submitted by LutherVKane on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 23:16
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Wendy took deep, slow, breaths, trying to steel herself for the task at hand.  All she wanted to do was sit inside with the curtains drawn, safe from the prying eyes of her curious neighbors.  But the newspapers had piled up by the dozens at the end of her driveway, and she knew they’d attract burglars unless she took care of them.  And going outside presented profound challenges in her current state.

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Average: 3.9 (8 votes)

Frog Who Became Bigger than the Ox, The

Submitted by LutherVKane on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 23:13
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She made it. Little Anna “The Frog” Salientia just won over the gigantic reigning world woman
bodybuilding champion Reina “The Ox” Angus.

“You look swollen like a balloon about to burst any minute! Please STOP! YOU’LL EXPLODE!”
complained Ranae, her worried sister, just before she entered the stage about two hour
ago. “I’m not about to… BURST, I’m about… to… WIN!” barely managed to say Anna, her face
all red, her balloon body at absolute breaking point. And indeed, she was now the best and the
biggest ever.

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Average: 3.5 (4 votes)

Unlikely Heroine

Submitted by LutherVKane on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 23:10
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From the Journal of Netia, Journeyman Mage

Moonfall 3rd

We did it. Vilroth is dead.

Actually, Sabi did it, amazingly. I’ve wondered why Harek would allow a barmaid to join his band. Being pretty, flirting, and collecting tips aren’t useful skills on a world-saving quest.

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Average: 4.2 (6 votes)

Intertwined Histories of Human Ballooning, Diving Rescues, and the Inflation Olympics: A Personal History

Submitted by latecomer on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 02:09
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The Intertwined Histories of Human Ballooning, Diving Rescues, and the Inflation Olympics:

A Personal History

 by Latecomer

 

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Average: 4 (7 votes)

Liquid L.E.A.D.

Submitted by Ery-loon on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:18
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Liquid L.E.A.D.

Written By: Edward Viera

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Average: 3.6 (7 votes)

Camp Inflation

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 03:15
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Amy poked my arm, and I was jolted out of my beautiful dream. She stood next to my bed, dressed in nothing but a bathing suit.

"You fell asleep, silly," she whispered, pushing the hair out of my eyes. I got up, threw some jeans and a shirt on, and the two of us tiptoed out of the dark barracks. We crept through the cabin of sleeping guys until we came to the screen door. We carefully opened and shut the screen door and rushed off down the trail, feeling the cool night air on our bodies.

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Average: 3.8 (15 votes)

One Nasty Sting

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 15:58
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"And the Nobel Prize for achievements in the world of Science goes to… Dr. Franz Josef for his research in the field of etymology."

"Thank you. Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" Dr. Josef said as the crowd chanted his name. However that chant, immediately changed to that of his android assistant EFX. He awoke with a start to see EFX standing over him.

"What is it you bag o' bolts? Couldn't you see that I was dreaming?" He hollered.

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Average: 4 (8 votes)

Sweet, Fat Revenge

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:17
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I smiled at my reflection. The most gorgeous girl in college. Well, the hottest to say the least. My life is perfect- and I intend too keep it that way. That meant making Jessica Harper's life a misery. She's the only girl who could ever be better looking then me. Even though her boobs aren't as big as mine, her ass isn't as perfectly rounded, she's amazingly pretty. But, ugh, how can I be thinking this? Of course she isn't pretty. That's why I tease her- she needs to learn she will never be as amazing as me. 

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Average: 2.4 (10 votes)

Balloon Chute

Submitted by devilltster on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 04:34
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I had gotten a job working in the archives of Goodyear. Not too many people know this but Goodyear is all the time trying to come up with new ways of using rubber. I, unfortunately, ended up on the graveyard shift, which meant I ended up spending a lot time in stacks and stacks of reports, and what not from old experiments.

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Average: 3 (10 votes)
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