balloon

There's a knock on the door. I wheel over, its Jake. Jake comes in and immediately he wants to know what's up.

I start explaining it to him. "its the craziest thing I've had happen to me in a long time." He stopped me, "Well you've had a lot of crazy things happen. So tell me something new." I frowned at him, "Come on man, are you going to let me tell you about what happened or not?" He shrugged his shoulders, "Ok, so tell me."

How Gabriel missed an important physics lesson, and how Elisha gave him a pop quiz.

Yara opened up two cardboard boxes. She just finished moving her furniture into her new house and she was unpacking her stuff for her room now. She brought all of her teenage toys that she wanted from her parent's house in those boxes. She went through and found video games and CDs and some other stuff. She placed each one next to her. Then she found a bag of balloons. She looked down at her chest. She was twenty and she had tiny breasts. She remembered that she used to inflate balloons inside her bra to make herself look bigger. She also had a balloon fetish.

or, "Illogical, Gratuitous Inflation with Hot Celebrity Chicks"