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It was fall,and just another day in Haimsville New Jersey.The day was growing cold,and the light the sun cast this time of were of an off orange,on the sky.These very lights were what kept Natalie Kateman from passing out while lieing on her bed.Just as she thought she would fall to sleep and waste the rest of the day,the news became suddenly impowered.A news reporter began to give a report on a new process available for people who have a body inflation fetish.They could,at last,become any size they wanted.Her attention was thus grabbed,she sat up and watched with full attentiveness.For y

Jen held the hand of Halley, the seven-year old she was baby-sitting, as they walked toward the entrance of the video arcade. Jen was all out of tokens, except for the two she promised Halley she would save to buy balloons, and it was time to go home.

Lauren didn’t see what the big problem was going to be, after all, she had been a babysitter since she was 13. Now, six years later, she was in for the biggest surprise of her life. She approached the old colonial house, not seeing any problem.

She thought to herself, "This place doesn’t seem so bad, I wonder why every other babysitter never wants to come here? Oh well, guess it can’t be so bad."

An inflationists's retelling of Alice in Wonderland