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Celebrity Inflation Contest

“Hello, and welcome to this special edition of ‘Celebrity face off’. Tonight, we are proud to present some of the finest female singers the world has to offer – competing tonight will be: Anastacia (cheer from audience), Britney Spears (cheer), Christina Aguilera (cheer), Jennifer Lopez (cheer), Shakira (cheer) and Pink (cheer). The six ladies will face off against each other in several rounds, as usual, but tonight’s edition will focus on balloons and inflation, so we’ve added some special surprises.

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Average: 3.3 (7 votes)

Avatar: Legend of Korra; Bolin inflation

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Contains: Brothers, inflation, water bloat.

Korra came running into the gym, tears streaming down her face, “Mako! Mako where are you?!”

“Korra? What’s wrong?”

“I-I can’t do it anymore. I can’t face Amon, he’s going to take my bending away! I don’t want to be the avatar anymore knowing that he’s stalking me wherever I go.” Korra wrapped her arms around Mako, holding him tightly, not wanting to be left alone.

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Average: 3 (5 votes)

It's All in the Timing

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Bzzzt, bzzzt. The Mike’s mobile phone vibrated. The call display showed his home number.

“Hey there Mandy baby, what’s up?”

“Are you still at the office? You know today’s your birthday.” Mandy sounded like she was a little put out.

“I just had some files that needed a few minutes of extra work before I left. Do I hear a hissing noise in the background?”

“I was going to surprise you. You know that thing we did last month? You know, for my birthday?” Mandy cooed.

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Average: 3.8 (11 votes)

If a Bully Should Burst Me

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(Or, "The Red Beam of Inflation")

Brody liked to show up at school early, so he could quickly put his books away in his locker and get to homeroom before anyone noticed him. He didn’t like to be noticed, because that meant being noticed by girls, who laughed at him, and by boys, who would pick on him. Even if it meant getting up ridiculously early and sneaking in the side door to the high school, Brody knew it was essential for self-preservation.

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Average: 3.1 (12 votes)

Science 2

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The pony-tailed brunette in the shorts, sandals and tank top gave a short, dignified bow. "Good day. I am Flora."

The short-haired brunette in the red form-fitting bodysuit waved with all the self-control of an eight-year-old. "I'm Jordan. Today, at this beach..." She gestured to the beach. "...we're going to do more science."

"Or something vaguely connected to it."

"Are you saying that we didn't do science last time?" Jordan asked, hands on her hips.

"It was vaguely science-related, but not actual science. This, probably even less so."

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Average: 4.2 (19 votes)

You're Gonna Blow

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"I swear this time there is no way you're not going to blow! I'm gonna give you the hardest fastest blow job ever and your gonna come all over me!" shouted Emma in her dirty/sexy voice towards her boyfriend Steve. "Is that so, well I reckon you are gonna get yourself all hot and flustered and I'm going to have to finish myself off after!" Steve threw these words back at Emma across the bed just to stir her up.

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Average: 4.3 (22 votes)

Store, The

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Amy was in a new store. This wasn’t just any ol’ store though. If it was, then it wouldn’t be worth mentioning. It was a magic store. Not the kind of magic that involves rabbits and sleight of hand. This was a real magic store. The kind of magic that involves eye of newt and caldrons. (Actually eye of newt is an ingredient used in less than 1% of all potions and spells. Witches often speculate on why it is so well known.) To Amy though, it was just any other store. She didn’t believe in hocus pocus. In fact, she went beyond being a mere skeptic and usually downright made fun of it.

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Average: 3 (4 votes)

Bionic Love

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This is a love story set on a planet called Bion.

 

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Average: 3.4 (5 votes)

Queen Sena’s Curse

“By the love of Angita, may my power put an end to your curse!” proclaimed the wonderful Amazon warrior Matéa. As bulky as three grown men, the outrageously muscular female stood proud and massive. She had lifted Bellone brass weights, donned Minerve enchanted girdle and drank Quirinus semen to achieve this superhuman size and might in order to accomplish her fateful quest thought the Uliaron forest and the Pyranegus hills.

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Average: 3.7 (3 votes)

Simple Complication, A

A Simple Complication

by ~captainstupids

A Simple Complication, by Captain Stupids

Warning: This story is of a graphic and sexual nature.  Individuals offended by either of these should not continue onwards.

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A late Friday afternoon, pleasantly cool and tolerably bright.  The sun had just begun its final descent into its evening resting place.

Enter the Zoey.

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Average: 3.8 (17 votes)
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