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Submitted by pump1131 on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 19:27
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"Ugh. You are soooooo irritating. So irritating," glares the girl at you from across the small table.

"Oh, I'M the one who's irritating? All you do is whine and complain and insult me about everything."

"Well, maybe I would be nicer if you hadn't started our date off by telling me how much fatter I was than in my pictures, you jerk. You fucking jerk."

"Yeah, after you walked in here and said, 'Oh, ugh, I thought you were gonna be a lot more attractive than this,' you bitch. Besides, at least I don't REPEAT MY OWN INSULTS." You sneer mockingly at her.

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Average: 3.8 (12 votes)

Dunk Tank

Submitted by pump1131 on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 19:22
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"Hey man! Thanks for showing up. You signed up to work the dunk tank with Kate and Stacy, right?" I asked, handing you a little badge that read "Staff" and pointing you towards a squat little platform in the distance.

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Average: 4.5 (33 votes)

Creak, Gasp, Bang!

Submitted by pump1131 on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 19:14
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"So, what kind of surprise for me do you have set up at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, of all places?" You ask, hopping out of the passenger seat and looking around. This place is deserted. The only other cars you can see are the ones that occasionally pass by on the highway off in the distance. Your eyes linger for a second on the free air compressor: we parked pretty close. I notice a little smirk cross your pretty face for just a second.

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Average: 4.2 (30 votes)

FDA Approved

Submitted by pump1131 on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 19:01
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"Hey, want a free sample?" The girl held up a tray covered in small cups of what looked like blueberry milkshake.

Steve paused for a moment and looked her over. She was short, curvy, blond, and had a tiny nose piercing. Cute, even in the dorky mall coffee shop uniform. Her nametag read "Sara."

"Sure, but what is it? Isn't this place supposed to be a coffee shop?"

"It's our new Blueberry Spice Fluffocino! It's delicious! It even has new self replicating flavors, and it's FDA approved," smiled Sara.

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Average: 3.8 (9 votes)

Turkish Trouble 2 Double Trouble

Submitted by paddyalbooth on Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:12
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It was a bright sunny afternoon in Malia and away from the hustle and bustle on the main drag and the beaches was a lone villas up high on the hills over looking the holiday resort. In the villas were two girls both of 18 years of age. Ellen was 5ft 11 and she was a shapely girl with wide hips, a huge bum and D sized breasts. Carly was the same height as Ellen but she was a bit chubbier but still had very comparably sized assets to Ellen.

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Average: 2.7 (9 votes)

Up and Inflating Author, The

Submitted by snowfox on Mon, 09/01/2014 - 09:12
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Warning for mature readers only.  Deals with inflation fetish.  Read at your own risk.
07/27/14
Rain falls outside the bookstore as the Friday night customers explore what the bookstore has to offer.  Author Sarah Hale sighs as she sits at the small wood table near the front door and by the selection of old records they have to offer.  A couple copies of her new book sit on the small wood table and she patiently awaits someone to come sit with her to talk about her works or answer questions, but so far none have come.  

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Average: 3.3 (12 votes)

Codename: Ladykiller

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/27/2014 - 23:51
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Codename: Ladykiller

Jack Horner was sitting on the corner of his apartment windowsill, shining and polishing a gold revolver. He looked at an old woman with a red hat who was walking his way outside. It was raining out there.

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Average: 3.1 (7 votes)

Mighty Heroines vs The Ballooner, The

Submitted by BJonly on Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:39
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It is a fairly typical day in Goodhaven. The city was blessed with good weather and clear skies, as usual. But something diabolical was lurking at the nearby circus…

Under the big top, a clown known as The Ballooner was being told off by her boss, the pompous ringmaster.

“No, you fool,” The ringmaster, a stuffy man said in a conceited voice. “You are done here. Your last act sent the audience running for the hills! You are bad for business. I’m afraid I must ask you to pack your things and leave at once.” But the clown only sneered.

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Average: 3.6 (7 votes)

After Hours

Submitted by Redsnake on Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:37
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It was closing time at the Urbanville Aquatic Center. The swimmers were gone, the locker rooms empty, the last stragglers finally herded out. Claire milled about the entrance with the other lifeguards, chatting idly about how nice if felt to rise the chlorine from her hair and slip back into dry clothes, laughing and commiserating with each other over the day’s work, talking eagerly about their plans for the evening.

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Average: 4.6 (44 votes)

Joker's Inflato-ray, The

Submitted by snowfox on Thu, 08/14/2014 - 04:19
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The Joker laughs madly as he strides across the floor of the large, up scale, restaurant and points the gun in his hand and fires.  The inflated sphere with a woman's head atop it begins inflating big once the green blast of light hits her and she looks around worried as the hissing fills her ears.  He laughs again, "Let's  start this party with a bang!!"  He fires two more quick shots at her, the hissing grows louder, and a loud rubber groaning fills the room. "This should be good.  Right, Har?"

Harley smiles, "Sure, Mr. J."

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Average: 3.5 (15 votes)
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