The man and the woman laced their fingers together, staring deeply into each others eyes as they sat on the park bench.
"I love you," the man cooed.
She blushed. "I love you more," the woman cooed back.
"No, I do."
"No, -I- do."
A giant fist slammed down onto the bench next to them, pounding the broken mess of wood into a small crater. Screaming, the couple tumbled off their seats, falling over themselves before clambering to their feet and sprinting away.
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