Sickstar

"And the Nobel Prize for achievements in the world of Science goes to… Dr. Franz Josef for his research in the field of etymology."

"Thank you. Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" Dr. Josef said as the crowd chanted his name. However that chant, immediately changed to that of his android assistant EFX. He awoke with a start to see EFX standing over him.

"What is it you bag o' bolts? Couldn't you see that I was dreaming?" He hollered.

There was once this beautiful girl long ago named Daphne. Daphne lived in a small village in the Mediterranean. The storytellers would always come & tell the villagers stories of the gods. One that caught Daphne's attention was about the Nectar of Minoa. It was a wine owned by the god Dionysus. It was said that this wine had the power to keep his mortal entourage immortally youthful.

"Oh God!" Zoe gasped. "We're going to die… I just know it" She clung tightly onto the seat in front of her.

"Shut up & sit down!" hollered the driver as the school bus sped thru dangerous rocky pass, the storm raging.

"And Rebecca steadily kept inflating, her screams… um… out of earshot from anyone who could…do anything… about it, except for her alien captors. Her body began to round out and quickly became globular. As it became more and more of a struggle for her to move, her frantically waving hands and feet went limp and the aliens rolled her to their storage facility, with millions of others, just like her…Aw… that's lame as shit!" shouted Dave as he rapidly tapped the backspace. He leaned back on his chair, away from his computer and stretched his knuckles.