“Financial services, this is Eric. How can I help you?”
“Hey, it’s me.”
“Oh, hey, honey! Are you at the doctor’s office yet?”
“Yep, they just started my physical a couple minutes ago. Thought I’d give you a call.”
“Ah, good. Are you naked?”
“What do you think? Of course I am.”
“Awesome. How’s it coming so far?”
“Oh, you know the drill… I’m all belly… Is now a bad time?”
“Oh, no, not at all, of course not. It’s Friday, things are pretty slow here.”