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Submitted by System on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 15:31
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This just in, a new disease is sweeping the world, more details at eleven.

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Average: 4 (13 votes)

Inpractical Magic

Submitted by System on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 14:55
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Two girls attempt to use magic to fly. It doesn't work quite as expected...

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Average: 3.5 (6 votes)

Pet Balloon

Submitted by System on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 14:38
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A woman experiences her first day as an alien pet.

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Average: 2.8 (5 votes)

Surfer's Cove

Submitted by System on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 13:33
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Julie has an unfortunate encounter at a water park.

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Average: 3.7 (6 votes)

Cindy Learns a Life Lesson in Less Than 500 Words

Submitted by System on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 13:30
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A tale of inflation and life lessons.

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Average: 2 (3 votes)

Balloon Bar, The

Submitted by System on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 18:14
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So I'm driving along, fresh out from a long day at work. It was just one of those days you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy, or maybe you would.

Anyway, I'm driving home, but there ain't no real reason to go there. I share my apartment with myself, and the though of cooking something for dinner isn't really appealing to me. It's Friday and come to think of it, I'm not really hungry, but thirsty. So I figure I'll stop at my favorite spot for a beer or two or three.

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Average: 3.7 (11 votes)

Game of Mouse and Cat, A

Submitted by System on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 18:11
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Penny LOVES Carnivals. Her friend Courtney and herself were actually in the midst of enjoying one at this very moment.

"Come onnnnnnn! Why can't we play that baseball toss again? I want a balloon!" Penny whined a little to her companion. "You know that game is rigged right...look how strong you are! You clocked those tin cans every single time and one never went down..." Courtney retorted, shaking her head a little in dismay.

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Average: 3.7 (9 votes)

Am I Crazy, Doc?

Submitted by System on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 18:07
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“What’s wrong with me?” I wonder to myself as I pet my flat belly while I lay on my bed looking up at the ceiling. A week ago my pregnant friend stuffed a hose in me and made me swell up like a balloon.

“That’s impossible though - that’s not even remotely, humanly possible. Am I turning into a cartoon?” I give a slight puff on my thumb and I can feel my chest swell a bit with air.

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Average: 3.7 (6 votes)

You Don't Know

Submitted by System on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 18:04
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“You look great, Kerry, don’t be so hard on yours,” I tell my friend Kerry who is eight months pregnant.

“I’m a fucking cow! That’s why he ignores me. All he sees is how I used to be thin and I blew up into this,” Kerry says wiping tears that are running her makeup.

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Average: 3.6 (12 votes)

Rubbermaid: The Origin of Rubbermaid

Submitted by System on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 16:37
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Detective Ronda Mord was on the night watch on the east side industrial part of town, when she spotted lights on in the Badyear rubber plant. The plant shuts down promptly at 6:00, and ordinarily is quiet as a tomb by 6:30. Investigating further, Detective Mord finds several cars illegally parked in a loading zone. She tries the side door, and finds it's been forced open. Confident that she can handle any problems herself, she does not call for backup.

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Average: 3 (4 votes)
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