"She reached her limit over a minute ago, shes stopped growing! You're not even supposed to be inflating her, I have alarms going crazy over here you're going to pop her! Bad robot, stop it!"
I wake up next to my beautiful wife. She is sleeping with her back to me, snoring softly. Her curvy hips are easily seen through the light sheet draped across her. I look over her and out the open door to the balcony. Through the screen I see nothing but darkness of the morning. Soon a beautiful tropical sunrise would illuminate the Hawaiian paradise outside. I carefully climb out of bed so not to disturb her.
Anna didn't have to be a mind reader to know that something was wrong with Molly. For the past few days she had been distracted and listless, often staring into space when she should have been working. Even on their days off she spent time on the balcony, looking out towards the sea and sighing wistfully to herself. She also didn't need to be a mind reader to know what that something was.
"Come on," Anna said. "Tell me."
Molly glanced over her shoulder before sighing and turning back towards the water. "Tell you what?"
When he woke up from his nap he found himself alone in her apartment. It was a bit confusing since they had gone out that morning and she said she wanted to do something with him when they returned. That wasn't a problem so much as the "something" being a complete unknown. At first he assumed she wanted to obtain other somethings for the first something without him knowing, but after a glance and subsequent double-take out the window he realized that she had something else in mind.
She said it was a joke, but I didn't think it would get this out of hand.
Yesterday she told me to come over in the morning, so she could show me something that she saw online. When I arrived she brought me up to the roof, where she pulled out a large gas tank and a hose with an elastic loop around the end. She urged me on to put the hose in my mouth, the strap keeping it in place, after which she would fill me with gas. As a joke, she repeated. I thought it was strange but it seemed innocent enough, so I did as I was told.
